apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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