normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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