what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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