So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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