I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
