So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Randomize
