I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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