I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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