yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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