if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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