everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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