READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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