On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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