Just cropdusted the office
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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