Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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