The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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