My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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