but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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