how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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