so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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