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My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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