just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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