I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I have aggressive nipples.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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