So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Randomize
