god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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