What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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