I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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