omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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