we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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