we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
