I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
