we have officially lost it.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
