Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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