Its about making memories worth repressing
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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