let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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