is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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