so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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