Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
