Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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