i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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