i barfeds in our rink
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
