He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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