My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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