i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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