Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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