He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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