The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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