Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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