Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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