happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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