that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The power of my boobs compel you
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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