There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
The adults are the big ones right?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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