They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
