My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I have already put on my inside pants.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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