Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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