Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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